I came across this comic on Facebook the other day:

In order to fully support this wonderful silliness, I present a few more “Abriged Classics.” I’m not incredibly clever with these, but I thought I’d have some fun anyway. Also, forgive the low-quality, it’s kinda what I was going for.

I knew my incomplete literary degree would come in handy one day. If only I had known how… I would have avoided it entirely. HA.