So… My house is filled with many different art and ceramics projects, most of them decorative slab containers that my mom wanted to keep because they’re cute reminders of us kiddies when we were in elementary and junior high. Last week, however, I caught sight of this little guy, which was sculpted by my sister in junior high… and I knew exactly what I had to do.
His name is officially Goopy Fish, for I have named him this way. All my sisters think I should start an Instagram for this little ceramic fish, and I’m contemplating adding it to my weekly workload.
So, I started small:
That’s no moon. It’s a Goopy Fish. The ultimate destructive power in the universe that just wants a lick of your ice cream.
This is my first Star Wars hologram. Not too shabby, right? Shoot, I was going to link to the tutorial, but I’ve lost it. But thank you, Pattern Tool!
So what was next? Well, naturally:
There’s no boulder chase scene after this. Indy just gets buried in three tons of wet trout.
Okay, I could have done a better job on this one; I went a bit crazy with the Clone Stamp tool in the background, there. I might redo it in the future.
So I’m thinking, okay, movies about fish. Oh! Simple!
He just wants to lick all over ya. Frightening and suggestive. Not suitable for all audiences.
Too easy? Yeah, I agree. But I was able to find the Jaws font, so that’s pretty cool.
My mind was still settled on movies, so where else could I take Mr. Goopy?
Hello, Clarice. Have you met my pet fish? I think you’ll find his appetite for your company quite… voracious.
I can’t tell you how much of a nightmare it was trying to remove the moth while smoothing out her skin in the complex shadows. I couldn’t use Goopy Fish to completely cover every mistake, or else it would cover her nose. I think this one turned out pretty well.
Found the font for The Silence of the Lambs, too. Pretty metal.
Then I thought: okay, what if Goopy Fish found his way into the art world?
I’m sorry, Mr. Seurat. Though I’ve seen worse intrusions in your style.
How many Goopy Fish can you see? I think it’s hilarious for Goopy Fish to be beached and playing with a small puppy. That puppy is going to get his head gobbled immediately.
And then this one just made me laugh:
Sacré bleu! C’est du poisson britannique! Fuyons!
Bwahahaha!! I love the horse’s shocked expression. I’d be pretty shocked if fish rained from the sky all singing “God Save the King” in perfect unison, too. You can’t see the singing, obviously, but it is happening.
There will be more Goopy Fish in the future! Photoshopping him is just too much fun!