I can’t believe I haven’t jumped on this yet! I think I’m in love with the little worms floating in the corner more than anything. Hee hee!
Go Ahead and Cry Over Spilled Milk
And a new ice cream cone. But some things in life are hardly that simple. As I come to understand that the only people who really understand depression have gone through it already, I simply offer this to anyone who knows someone suffering: cry with them. You don’t have to understand to simply be there.
Griffon, Griffoff, Griffin, Griffout
Eat ALL the Cabbage!
You can’t tell me you didn’t do this in Skyrim at least once. Preferably from a very high place.
Last One, I Promise (Maybe)
I had no idea how large pteranodons were: the largest wingspan ever found was a little over twenty feet long. While probably not strong enough to carry a human passenger (at least not a full-grown man), pteranodons are amazing in design. The diversity of life on the earth through the eons is staggering.
I’m loving ARK: Survival Evolved (more like Childhood Sandbox Evolved). While I am certainly a wuss for playing single-player, it’s a fascinating experience to be the only man on an island full of dinosaurs… and then taming and naming them. My pteranodon is named Steve!
Also, interesting that pteranodons, while reptiles, are not dinosaurs. But they’re always included with them. Because they’re awesome.
If Chris Pratt Can Do It…
Well, there goes another of my secret childhood dreams, fulfilled by video games. Her name is Ridley, and she is awesome at taking down other raptors. But man, she was a right stroppy one to take down!
Sorry, just exercising my Steve Irwin, rest his great soul. I always wondered how he would have fared in a place like Jurassic Park. Probably a whole lot better than me!
Hey, Where’s Parry?
True fact: the name Parry (or Perry) is perfect for all duck-billed anythings. Except for Howard the Duck. He’s perfect just the way he… is… *shudder*
Also, don’t tell the kids, but right before I decided to draw Parry, my own Parry in ARK: Survival Evolved was devoured by a swarm of giant ants called titanomyrmas and giant dragonflies called meganeuras. They’re as annoying as their names are tricky to pronounce.
You will be avenged, Parry! I swear it!
Dwarves Disney Didn’t Choose
Medications are strange things. While they may solve your problem, they may also create other problems that can make life… just the best. And it’s even better when all of these unintended side-effects arise all at the same time!
Imagine all seven dwarves suddenly existing in one person – plus the ones above. And that’s not even an exaggeration in some cases.
Do The Worm
For the record, I’ve never been able to dance. Doesn’t matter the style. But pretending to flail about as if it’s dancing is one of my hobbies!
Also, HOW DOES A WORM CLOG I DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Also also, ballet is the manliest of dance styles, and let no one tell you otherwise.